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SOME FUNNY FACTS ABOUT D.C.


      Little news out of Washington is funny these days, but according to political humorist Christopher Buckley - author of Thank You for Smoking, now a film - this is what about D.C. make him chuckle?
      * A Frenchman designed it. (France is now our worst ally.)
      * The British burned it. (England is now our best ally.)
      * Capitol Hill workforce: 30,000; number of registered lobbyists in Washington, D.C.: 32,000.
      * We borrow $2 billion a day from foreign banks to finance deficit spending. (Not so funny.)

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